4/25/2018

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 43

BAMBOO ALIGNS WITH HUGO HACKELBERG
GETTING RIGHT INTO THE SWING: Bamboo settles immediately into the Spring Break reverie at Buster’s Beach Resort by connecting with “bro-down” leader, college Football player Steve R. Tadger.

There is usually a rush after shows, especially shows where younger or amateur naked bodybuilders perform well or garner significant attention, for those young men to parlay their momentary fame into contracts and endorsement deals.

Fresh off his 2nd place finish in the BeefBoy, and his first major international competition, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore wasted no time in attaching himself to a one of the biggest names in naked bodybuilding.  Buster's Beach Resort, part of the Hackelberg Group’s Compound Male Resorts company, announced that Bamboo would be headlining the final week of their annual Spring Break Bacchanal.  Buster’s is famed for hosting the largest all-nude, muscle-only spring break in the world.

Buster’s Spring Breaks are well known for two events, their sober “Drunk on Muscle” event, which is geared towards in-training collegiate athletes and attracts the under-21 crowd, and their SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) fueled “Bro-downs.”  Buster’s Bro-downs are famous for the liberal use of recreational SPH, which turns even hardcore heterosexual athletes into aggressive, single-minded, sex-crazed muscle monsters who are unstoppable from forcing sex on any man within their grasp.  The Buster’s resort includes dedicated “Bro-down Pits” on the pool deck and in the open shower rooms staffed by highly trained employees that let groups of up-to-18 young, SPH-frenzied, large-cocked muscle studs shoot loads in faces, up asses and into mouths without stopping, sometimes for hours on end.

“I don’t need alcohol or SPH to party – I’m horny enough already.  But I’m happy to come out and party with a bunch of likeminded muscle nuts like myself,” says Bamboo. “But my cock is ready to take on any challenge these straight studs put up to it!  I’m really happy Hugo invited me to come down to do this.”

Hugo Hackelberg himself published the following statement:
I have been incredibly impressed in my private meetings with Jevaun over the past few days with his incredible charisma and undeniable charm.  At just 17 years old, he already has the bearing of a much older pro Bodybuilder.  I’m sure that with his phenomenal physique, aggressive cock, and nearly unlimited quantities of cum, his star will just continue to rise and be an inspiration to all men, even those elder than himself.  I am beyond proud to now have “Bamboo” as part of the Hackelberg Group and the Buster’s Beach Resort communities. 

Hugo Hackelberg, the Swedish millionaire famed for his endless promotion of naked bodybuilding and liberal support of a cadre of naked bodybuilders, has been a controversial figure both in the NB circuit and in the greater world.  Accusations that he has influenced and shaped the current sport of Naked Bodybuilding to his own tastes by the use of his limitless personal assets and the number of NB servicing companies under his Hackelberg Group conglomerate (including businesses related to resorts and tourism, gyms, chemical enhancement laboratories, supplement companies and cum-based beverages) are not unfounded.

DO YOU THINK IT IS WISE FOR BAMBOO TO ALIGN HIMSELF WITH THE CONTROVERSIAL HACKELBERG?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES FROM BUSTER’S SPRING BREAK THAT ARE WORTH SHARING?

3 comments:

  1. I was lucky enough to get a ticket to the latest IFNB show. The coverage and analysis of the event has been top notch as usual. The only gripe I have is the odd omission of coverage of a fascinating alpha heckler in the crowd. I am wondering if the omission was due to the editorials desire to avoid controversy or whether they were simply caught up in the excitement of the competition?

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    1. Wow, crazy that they would miss the story. Would love hear what happened - the crowds are often quite boisterous, but extreme heckling is rarer. But if this guys was a real Alpha, maybe it was too much for the security? Share what you saw!

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  2. I was positioned to the side and slightly bebind so I couldn't illicit a good look at the beast. What I could determine is that he took up almost 3 seats with his mass and the bulge at the front of his trousers was so pronounced that it was pushing the seat in front of him forward. He talked in a timbre so powerful that it sounded like a bellow. He basically called out the two finalists on every flaw and mistake causing the crowd to turn and gaze at his gigantic but concieled body. I definitely noticed that even bamboo had a look of doubt on his face as the beast uttered his pronouncements. Anyway I asked about afterwards and it turns out he is a trainer/business guru from the north of Ireland looking break into the scene. A friend of mine followed him to where he trains and got some further details....

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