11/02/2015

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN-ASIA PRO 26

SCANDAL! PAULETTE GOES ON UNCONTROLLED 
SEX RAGE; BLAMES HYUN'S PHEROMONES
NO ONE WAS SPARED: The Club lived up to his nickname as Paulette went on a major and unstoppable
sex rage after the Third Finals.  The behemoth is already known for his ruthless sexual usage of 
whomever he pleases, but he seemingly lost control and was unstoppably tearing through 
a series of bystanders, including this unfortunate backstage assistant, whose attempt to 
get out of Paulette's iron holds caused them to tumble onto the stage.

"The IFNB can see no reason to penalize a megaweight for a sexual rage that did not disrupt judging," Brad Mengier told the press last night.  "We see it as the nature of the hyper-enhanced megamuscle men of his class to go on self-entitled fuck sprees, and the fact that Jeff Paulette's may have disrupted the backstage does not somehow bring any concern for officials to see his sexual conquest as cause for reprimand."

Most agree with Mengier's sane adherence to policy positions, but those who were in the line of Paulette's 6 hour sex rage may feel differently.  Over 30 men were held down and powerfucked by the brute, and at one point upwards of four other bodybuilders had tried to pry him away from a screaming bottom he was pounding but could not.  When "The Club" gets started, he is like a robot of sexual rage and can not be stopped – and is stronger than just about any force that tries!

While Paulette has always been known for a volatile and extreme libido, his rage was out of color even for him.  His own managers explained that it was the enhanced pheromone state of fellow competitor Han Hyun that triggered the extreme burst in horniness form Paulette.  Hyun's recent enhancements have raised his already extreme pheromonal effect, causing many, many reactions in those near his presence.  While some skeptics think Hyun is not the correct scapegoat, there is a lot of evidence that his state of pheromones have, indeed, raised the libidos of many competitors in the Finals.  

DO YOU AGREE THAT PAULETTE'S SEX RAGE SHOULD NOT HAVE REPERCUSSIONS?
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE EXPLANATION THAT HE WAS UNDER A HEIGHTENED PHEROMONAL REACTION?

4 comments:

  1. Getting fucked backstage is business as usual in an IFNB competition, so Paulette's rampage on 30 men (myself among them) was nothing unusual, just a lot of business. I've seen quite a lot of aggressive sexual behavior from surplus of hormones and pheromones, around all of the finalists, Paulette and Hyun particularly. Frankly, I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner and that there have not been more high profile incidents like this. Just goes to show how much self-control is at the top of this competition, I guess.

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  2. Yeah, I see no reason to penalize Paulette for doing exactly what he should be doing - getting his cock worked over to be in tip top form when he gets on stage. What is too bad is that the Mengier's backstage staff wasn't prepared to keep him corralled - it's too bad that his tumble on to the stage with an ungrateful NBA was witnessed by the audience; how many people in the audience would have been happy to switch places with this little bitch, and get pounded by one of the paradigms of masculinity?

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  3. It is my firm belief that Paulette did nothing wrong. In fact he should be commended, rewarded and worshipped for having the unique sexual cunning to stage an event that participants and onlookers will never forget. What I am hoping to hear is a report in which Paulette up his orgasm count from 27 to over 30 consecutive dumps. LIke, has anyone caught him on camera during his multiple orgasm rages? Is he capable (Like so may people claim) of bending over and sucking on his own dink and even taking a dump in his own mouth?
    It seems obvious to me that someone would want to share any available video of Paulette and his depraved homosexual world view.
    Has anyone ever heard of any woman who was interested in guys with extra long schlongs?

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  4. It looks like the Club is trying to suck down some of the oozing cum from this overstimulated NBA. He must be in a rage in he's sucking on this inferior bitches sperm.

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